Tagged with hearing-aids

Beware of Avalanches

3 03 2007

Beware of Avalanches
The man have trouble with his hearing aids! Unknown credit. If you know who made this, let us know!

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My First Cochlear Implant

15 02 2007

CI Noise

Drawn by Dan McClintock. This comic strip archive published in SILENT NEWS back 1995.

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Text-styled Jokes

6 01 2007

Here are some old ones throughout the internet.

Researchers tell us that only about 25 percent of what is said can be understood by lipreading.

For example:

Suppose a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C’mon,

You and I need to clean this place up,

Your stuff is lying all over on the floor

and you’ll have no clothes to wear tomorrow

unless we do the laundry right now!"

Her lipreading husband will get:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON

YOU AND I  blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,
 
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

TRAFFIC STOP
One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights.
She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I’m not speeding. I’m not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!" So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn’t deserve it.

A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly and wrote, "I know. I’m here to tell you that your horn is stuck."
–Submitted by Cyndrina of Cydrina’s Early Development Centre

Question:  What does Santa Claus say when he loses his hearing-aids?
Answer:  Huh? Huh? Huh?

Thanks to this website for those jokes,   

http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/pages-layout/jokes.htm 

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Hearing Aids for Men

21 09 2006

hearing_aid.jpg

Artist- Dan Reynolds Any one who’d like to receive Dan Reynolds’ daily email of his cartoon REYNOLDS UNWRAPPED, email at cartoonist89@hotmail.com His web site is www.reynoldsunwrapped.com

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